Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Emeralds Found: | 2846 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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