Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 914496 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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