Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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