Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	117

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	1184
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	852	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7