Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5443
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	938636	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2164	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2168
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5436
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3728

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4926
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2