Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7383	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5677	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	509559	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	3613	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Animals Bred:	103	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	163
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	8213
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5