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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	975
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2011	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5