Crafty Colon Cancer Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3919	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	456	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	3852	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5904	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	0