Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPerfection

AMBITION, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, good listener, intelligence, Kindness, most attractive feature, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPerfection, positive attitude, Selflessness, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS

Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreeperZapCraft

antisemitism, Canada, Community, CreeperZapCraft, education, fear, gunfire, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewish, parents, Police, Protection, Safety, School, second time, SECURITY, Staff, Students, Vandalism

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	119
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bug Out Breakout

antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial outbreak, Breakout, bug, cockroach-driven outbreak, Healthcare Epidemiology, healthcare facility, healthcare management, healthcare-associated infection, hospital-acquired infection, ICU, infection control, infection prevention, infectious diseases, intensive care unit, multidrug-resistant Enterobacter, multidrug-resistant organisms, nosocomial infection, public health, superbugs

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

2022, Active players, building, Community, Custom, custom server, Earth, Economy, Events, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, New server, OneBlock, online gaming, PvP, server launch, Skyblock, smp, Survival, TheNeocubest, upcoming features, Vanilla

SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Brainless

brainless, custom enchantments, Custom Enchants, Custom Skulls, Donor Ranks, Editable Armor Stands, entertainment district, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Ranks, Shop Rentals, Shops, smp, Structures, Survival, Upgradable Spawners

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3882	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

$7 billion, BANKRUPTCY, Canada, collapsing, Corruption, Country, EV battery startup company, federal government, French Quebec government, Government, imploding, Incompetence, Investment, leaf, Maple, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mismanagement, MONEY, Plant, Province, québec, scandal, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventurer, Beast King & Medicinal Herb, Demons, Ex demon general, FANTASY, Fixing dungeons, Garron, Healing demons, Human/demon war, humans, Juuou to Yakusou, Manga, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, Manga Review, manga thread, Minecraft, Pact, reading, romance, smp, Thread, tina

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisGradNoTalkieMC

Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, Emotional distance, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional response, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Therapy, graduation ceremony, household chores, hurt feelings, ignoring behavior, parent intervention, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisGradNoTalkieMC, sister relationship

Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	829	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Triumvirate Network

BreweryX, build event, Community, Conflict, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Faction, Factions, Graves, History, legend, Materials, MCMMO, Medieval Factions, Nations, Players, Plugins, Roleplay, Season, Survival, Whitelist

Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, event pass, kai’sa, league of legends, lolg, Minecraft, MinerMemes, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, size difference edition, sylas, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	452	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.