Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

bathroom, bathroom humor, Body, Chemicals, Chemists, Crafty, Crappy, digestion, excretion, Foul, gastrointestinal, gross, health, odor, Poo, scent, Server, Smells, STINKY, strange, Unpleasant, UNUSUAL, Waste, weird

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	949
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	141

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	4315	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crops Grown:	4970
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2920
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	875	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4789	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	160
Players Killed by Monsters:	3738	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	6025	Orbs of Power Found:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	232
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Farms Harvested:	419	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com