Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Star Shards Collected:	222	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5340
Potions Brewed:	106	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Animals Bred:	76
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	77
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	548	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Farms Harvested:	323
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4069	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5793
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2659
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	98	Enchanted Armories Found:	10