Crafty Billionaires: Where Everyone’s a Blockstar!

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Are you tired of living in a world where over 1 billion people can’t even produce a standout sportsperson outside of cricket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where everyone is a sports superstar!

Join us and become the best Minecraft athlete the world has ever seen! Show off your skills in virtual soccer, basketball, and even extreme ironing competitions. Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual arena?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic cricket matches you’ve ever witnessed. Watch as players swing their pickaxes and battle it out on the field for glory and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that you don’t need real sports to be a champion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	182
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	4925

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	1546	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	1786	Zombie Dances:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	982	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Magic Items Found:	8322	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.