Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a Greek tragedy? Look no further! Join our server where you can embody the complex and troubled personality of Asuka Sōryū Langley. Show off your tough exterior while secretly harboring a fragile heart just like Asuka. But watch out for Oscar Shikinami Langley, who’s just a glorified mannequin with a bad attitude and a nonsensical storyline. Join now to unravel the mystery of why Annus did this to poor Oscar and experience the most acclaimed animated media ever…missing since 1997! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Buildings Constructed: 21
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

    Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4420 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 86
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Crops Grown: 6707 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mines Excavated: 1321
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2998 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 5127

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/hungrycrafters/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1496
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/purpurmc/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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