Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBaeNoGo

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	2842
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4227
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	450
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9458	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8