Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8708	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	576359	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	616	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3