>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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