>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2

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