CraftingChronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	2298
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	9782	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2893	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	172
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Potions Brewed:	96

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	8439	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	210403
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	628

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	9564	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3600	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	789
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1588	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13