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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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