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And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 46 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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