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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	251	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	153	Mineshafts Explored:	3

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7013
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7587

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7368	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	728
Enchantments Applied:	157	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5176	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	5640	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	822
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	180960	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchantments Applied:	66
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	92
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com