Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1150
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

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LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	2449	Potions Brewed:	62
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3026
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	9

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	5504	Meteorites Collected:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ores Mined:	941

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8905	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Potions Brewed:	110
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz