Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Heroes multiverse s2

Arena Pvp, building, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Heroes Multiverse is your one-stop shop superhero server! With the Fiskheroes mod installed, along with various technical mods such as AE2. We offer dynamic survival gameplay with endless goals and activities to do! Ever wanted to become Iron Man and command a fleet of Armored suits? Or Become the Dark Knight and defend the night against deadly mobs? Now you can! Join us today on our Official Server and Discord!

51.79.44.98

Chrom Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8691

chromcraft.my.pebble.host

Viper anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Viper anarchy is a true anarchy and is a fun place to play survival without pesky plugins restraining your from your true potential Join today and go down in server history

51.81.126.249

Qi9.io

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

BEST PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVERS

193.70.34.80

♐ MineBars ♐ SUMMER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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MEL.MBARS.NET

Proyecto Banano

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

VANILLA modified survival server! Tired of survival always being the same? Come play with us and change your perspective of the game! (1.19.1 or more) IP: mc.proyectobanano.com

? +100 NEW AND REALISTIC biomes and +200 structures ? +20 new bosses! ? +230 new mobs! ? + 320 new enchantments! ? Clan/Faction System [/nations]

? New structures and dungeons all over the map! ? Optimized protection system! [/lands]

? New items in the game!

Discord: https://discord.gg/3bSYQf58v6 Store: https://proyecto-banano.tebex.io/

mc.proyectobanano.com

Modern Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

In this server you can do whatever you want as it is a anarchy server, there are absolutely no rules.

135.148.58.45:25577

Intusmc

op prison

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mines Excavated:	2801	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Server IP: play.intusmc.online

play.intusmc.online

⭐ GodMine – Survival, /free, Sat, Mini games ⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

➾➾ Website for purchasing donations – donate.godmine.ru➳➳ IP – GodMine.ru✔ High guarantees when purchasing a donation ➉✔ The server is time-tested! Lots of satisfied donors ❤✔ Best Technical Support ⋆✔ Low prices for Donat ☃

» Survival» King of the Hill» Cases [/warp case]» Trampolines» Money for killing mobs/players» No lags» Works» Prefixes» Trolling players» Casino» Pets» Privilege Maskingand much more on the server!

godmine.ru

BrainCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

BrainCraft is a Minecraft smp server running the lastest version Minecraft. The server is available to be played on java (port 25565) and bedrock (port 19132).

If you have any issues, or just want to be in better contact with other players, feel free to join the discord!

mc.meetandgeek.ca

Bulbaland

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

*Custom Modpack via Technic Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/bulbaland-generations.1966332

Bulbaland: *Family Friendly *NPC Gyms (Coming Soon..) *GTS *Keep Inventory *Grief Prevention for Claiming *Free EV Training *Shiny Starters * and Much Much More!

Come check us out!

generations.bulbaland.net:26905

Scalabiscraft

Clans, Cracked, Crates, Economy, Enchantments, Essentials, Grief Prevention, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Come live a multiplayer adventure with your friends and make new friends on this server. Create buildings for everyone to admire your art. Trade with other players and share your adventures, with them playing Minecraft becomes much more fun!

scalabiscraft.game-server.cc

♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	123	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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nex.mbars.net

RedeAtlanta

Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	9692
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Very Top Server!, come and have fun! -Survival ! -Active Staff -Cheap VIPs -Organized Discord! Ip: RedeAtlanta.exaroton.me Version: 1.16.4

RedeAtlanta.exaroton.me

Crushpvp

Classic Prison, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1822

Welcome to CrushPvP Prison!!!

Server IP: CrushPvP.mc.gg

Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft?

Then this is the place for you. All the gang-banging, smuggling, working, and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting.Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

If you wish to bypass the Fish rank click that diamond above and post your in-game name below and you will be ranked up to D Block bypassing Fish rank!

Ranks:

Fish: Starting rank in the prison, able to work in the D-BlockD-Block: $2000 Access to create Gangs!C-Block: $25,000 Access to C-Block with more resources to work for.B-Block: $50,000 Access to B-Block with more resources to work for.A-Block: $75,000 Access to A-Block with more resources to work for.[X-Con]: $100,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Rebel]: $500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Thug]: $1,500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish![Badass]: $2,500,000 Access to the Free open world and able to re-visit the prison if you wish!Guard: Must be Free and Post the application on our discord!Head Guard: Is what it is :)Warden: This rank is ONLY obtainable by the owner!

Server Rules: Punishable by Warden

No hacked clients of any kindNo transparent texture packsNo spamming/flooding in the chatNo advertising of other servers in the chatNo exploiting, bugs, glitches, or loopholes.No Wearing Chain Armor (Guard uniform) 1-3 day ban + Fine + Item Wipe!

Prison Rules: Punishable by Guards

No Weapons! – If a guard sees you with a weapon, you have 5 seconds to hand it over or you will risk death or jail.No PvP abuse! – Hitting from a Non-PvP area, running into a Non-PvP area while tagged, and pushing someone out of a non-PvP area will get you jailed.No Camping! – Camping player spawn and/or other Non-PvP areas will get you jailed.Contraband is not allowed – to view the items please see the display in the Spawn Room.No dropping sand or gravel on prisoners (mine traps).No using potions in Non-PvP areas.No Wearing Chain Armor (Guard uniform) 1-3 day ban + Fine + Item Wipe!

How to connect:

IP: CrushPvP.mc.gg

Sharing the credit: The build for this prison server was originally built FuRiouSOne and his team. The original server closed in 2016 Minecraft version 1.8.1!

CrushPvP.mc.gg