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Chill Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crypto Money International Transactions Minecraft SMP

blockchain technology, Countries, cross-border payments, Crypto, crypto money, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic impact, Economy, emerging technologies, financial innovation, Financial Stability, financial system, global trade, International, international transactions, Markets, Minecraft, monetary policy, MONEY, regulatory framework, smp, Trade, Transactions

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto expert without ever leaving your blocky world! Trade diamonds for emeralds, gold for iron, and even create your own virtual currency called “Creeper Coin”! Who needs real money when you can buy a virtual mansion with a few well-placed redstone contraptions?

But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BestiePapers Minecraft Server

avoidance, awkward, Best Friend, BestiePapers, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, difficult decisions, Disappointment, friendship, growth, Honesty, long distance, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, papers, past relationships, personal boundaries, rejection, relationships, Server, social pressure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re casually mining for diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, your high school best friend calls you up and asks you to marry her for papers! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, awkward encounters, and maybe even a fake wedding or two. Who knows, you might even run into your ex-girlfriend who’s now a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoBabyNoPartyCraft

#breastfeeding, anxiety, baby, ceremony, child-free wedding, compromise, Detachment, exception, family, family dynamics, guest, leaving baby, newborn, newborn care, NoBabyNoPartyCraft, rules, sibling, sister, special day, Understanding, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to leave your baby at home or with a stranger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and bring your baby along for the ride! We understand the importance of family, even in the virtual world. No child-free policies here, everyone is welcome, even the little ones!

Imagine attending a wedding in Minecraft where your baby can join in on the fun. Watch as they explore the virtual world, build their own mini Minecraft empire, and maybe even find love with another baby player (just kidding, that would be weird).

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a baby-friendly Minecraft experience. Who needs a child-free wedding when you can have a baby-filled Minecraft server instead? Join now and let the virtual festivities begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

age, ageless, AgelessSMP, aging, Decision making, dream, ETERNAL, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, eternal youthfulness, FANTASY, Forever Young, Fun, hypothetical, IMMORTALITY, life choice, Longevity, Minecraft, never grow old, Time, timelessness, wish, youthfulness

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	377	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1609

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperCraze: Blowin’ Up Blocks!

blocks, BLOWIN, CreeperCraze, destructive tendencies, harmful habits, self harm, self-defeating behaviors, self-destructive actions, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive behaviors, self-destructive choices, self-destructive habits, self-destructive mindset, self-destructive patterns, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, unintentional actions

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic chaos and destruction you never knew you needed in your life! Forget accidentally hitting your toe on the corner of a table, on our server you’ll be accidentally blowing up entire villages with your TNT cannons!

Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Climate Care Crew

#sustainability, adaptation, Awareness, care, climate, climate change, CREW, discussion paper, DOCTORS, education, environmental health, health care workers, Healthcare, human health, Impact, Initiatives, medical professionals, mitigation, Prepare, public health, researchers, Strengthen, Train

lol this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong but in a good way! imagine if doctors and researchers in Minecraft were trying to save the world from climate change by building epic structures and fighting off zombie polar bears. join us if you want to be a hero in a lab coat, saving the world one block at a time! plus, we have free virtual vaccines for all players to protect you from in-game diseases. come join the madness and be a part of the wackiest medical team ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	65