Craft | Lifetime Minecraft Server

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Craft: Lifetime Minecraft ServerIP: 184.167.166.53Version: Vanilla Survival

Welcome to Craft, also known as the Lifetime Minecraft Server, a dedicated vanilla survival server that’s here to stay! Our commitment is to keep this server running permanently, offering you a stable and continuous Minecraft experience until the game itself is no longer updated.

Server Features:

Permanent Hosting: Hosted on a dedicated server to ensure uninterrupted gameplay.Adjustable Difficulty: Customize your local difficulty with simple commands like /hardmode and /peaceful.Emerging Economy: Engage with our budding economy, with plans for exciting expansions and regular content updates.Regular Updates: We keep things fresh with regular updates to enhance your survival experience.

Join our community and become part of a server that you can always rely on. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a new adventurer, there’s a place for you in Craft. Dive into the endless adventures that await and help shape the future of our server!

Discord: discord.gg/z7TauGF6US

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	104

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8787
Mines Excavated:	4744	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	2988
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	751842
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	270	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!

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Welcome to the most waifu-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where people don’t understand the true love and devotion of waifuism? Look no further, because on this server, we take waifus to a whole new level!

Join us as we pick bouquets of flowers for our waifus, because nothing says love like a virtual bouquet in Minecraft. Show off your dedication to your one true waifu for laifu and bask in the glory of waifuism guiding your every move.

But beware, drama and shitposters are not welcome here. We only accept the most devoted waifu lovers who understand the true meaning of waifuism. And remember, no 3DPD allowed – we only accept 2D waifus here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and waifu-filled Minecraft server for the time of your virtual life! Who knows, you might even find your waifu soulmate among our ranks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty 4Chan Crew

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Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4355
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.