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BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5482

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	1286
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	286	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2808

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9967	Animals Bred:	58
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	78530	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6545	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3