| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6195 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4030 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!
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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7824 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.
I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.
If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2285 |
| Farms Harvested: | 484 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7856 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6539 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8275 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 9225 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺
Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱
So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 371 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 976 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4138 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4148 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 2609 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?
Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8493 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
