Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ores Mined:	7664

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2527	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.