Come visit us! There is no toxicity here (since there are no players). And you can also create your own country here! The server is friendly.
mc9.worldhosts.fun:25912
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!
So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1566 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted doing the macarena with a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with villagers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join Lost Happy Days today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with giant pink flamingos. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our lineup is stacked with top players like Vicario, Porro, and Son – they’ll take on opponents like Muric, Tuanzebe, and Szmodics in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who will come out on top? Join us to find out!
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. With intense PvP battles, crazy building challenges, and secret alliances forming left and right, you never know what will happen next. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the ride of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic battles with creepers that explode in confetti, pigs that fly on magic carpets, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Our server is like a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland, with surprises around every corner.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, or build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks? Trust us, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
