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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9800	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9778	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4632
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6407	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	163

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	5616
Void Gems Collected:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	557846	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1