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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1874 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!
Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.
Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!
