Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Zombie Dances: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Crops Grown: 6608
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival & Creative Modes Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ores Mined: 9587

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

    FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SaharaSplashCraft

    SaharaSplashCraft
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TyezMC

    TyezMC

    TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

    Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

    Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
    IP (Java) savlinemcjava.playit.plus
    IP (Bedrock) savlinemc.playit.plus
    Port (Bedrock) 4127

    Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

    At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

    Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

    Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    Is there a minimum version requirement? Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
    Can I participate in events on the server? Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
    Is the server community-friendly? Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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