so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 445
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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