so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
Farms Harvested: 942 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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