so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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