Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 138
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 New Chunks Explored: 353202
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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