Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Void Armor Forged: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Alien Abductions: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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