CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

Asia, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomatic, donetsk, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, International, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, News, north korean, OFFICER, relations, Revenge, sanctions, Tension, Tragedy, violence, War

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

#youtube, arithmetic, basic math, Concept, Confused, confusion, curriculum, Division, education, Explanation, Joe, Joe Scott, knowledge, learning, Mathematics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Science, Science Communication, Scotts, Server, STEM, teaching, Video, YouTuber

Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7020	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	3454	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6763	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	7970

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

abundance, blissful, Feixiao, general, Guinaifen, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone, Lingsha, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, worrisome

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7005
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	239656	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Emeralds Found:	1482

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”