CorneaCraft: MethylMania | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	277	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	7545
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magic Items Found:	5566
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	New Chunks Explored:	270698
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3