Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 201 Crops Grown: 8810

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
    Zombie Dances: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 958
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9138
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 7667 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Crops Grown: 9967
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Villages Defended: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Animals Bred: 76 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 296816 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Modesty

    Modesty

    Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecafe

    Minecafe

    We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1860
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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