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KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8488	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Animals Bred:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	200
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	4568	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6603
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	4228
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Potions Brewed:	193

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4430

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	280	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	4924
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

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Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	512514	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	4600	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	2455	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20