Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crops Grown:	5867
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3678	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mines Excavated:	3781	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	7387
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	215240	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5170
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.