Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8502	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimension Hops:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	266	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2959
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.