Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1665	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	251	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1102	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Potions Brewed:	113
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Emeralds Found:	8720	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	426	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	113	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.