Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2214
Ores Mined:	8928	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	54
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	262
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3713

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ores Mined:	5394	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	187582	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ores Mined:	6392
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2386
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.