Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1422	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1754	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Emeralds Found:	7626	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2501	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	904
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.