Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8880	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	604	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5741	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7809
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	1856

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	150
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Emeralds Found:	8705	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	98

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Server Features – Personal Cobblemon Skins System – Seasonal Battle Pass & Events – Ranked Battles – Pokéhunt – Your Pokémon will defend you from hostile mobs & Pokémon – Player Gyms – Furniture & Cosmetics – Tournaments – Custom PokéVillage & Terrain Generation – Breeding, Trading, GTS, and Wondertrading – NEVER Pay-To-Win And many other features will be listed in our official roadmap!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.