Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	7621
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to GoPlayMC A place where you shape your Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of like-minded gamers, supported by a staff committed to transparency, diversity, security & creating friendships to last.

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Buildings Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	377
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.