Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	552208
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	1040
Enchantments Applied:	211	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Villages Defended:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	New Chunks Explored:	872063
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.