Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	1240
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	263	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	2534	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nomercymc

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2561
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2950	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ores Mined:	3671

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1130
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.